Bad Thing Gets The Bumps

I'm doing my utmost to avoid all these helpful "Happy Birthday Bad Thing" pull-out spreads and umpteen documentaries on TV.

Many articles are along the lines of "Aren't Bad Things Bad? I Hate Bad Things." And "We salute firefighters, those brave and selfless heroes. Except the ones over here who are threatening to go on strike for more pay, the selfish money-grubbing swines." And "I shall never forget what I was doing when I heard the news. I was listening to the news."


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