A: Apparently Lily Allen has a famous dad.
B: Yes. It’s that comedian man, isn’t it.
(pause)
B: … Dave Allen.
A: I think you mean…
B: I think I mean….
A: Woody Allen.
B: Yes.
A: And you know who else has a famous dad too?
B: Who?
A: Peaches Geldof.
B: Really, who’s her dad, then?
(pause)
A: … Dave Geldof.
(death all round, frankly)
