Frequently Given Answers

A frequently asked question in the mail.

Dear Dickon,

Why don’t you just get a job?

Answer: Because I’ve got too much else to do.

Answer: Because I’m too busy to get a job.

Answer: Being unemployed is a full-time job in itself, involving skills and time in order to survive. So I do have a job. It’s just atrociously paid.

Answer: Because I’ve never lasted in the many wage-slave type jobs I’ve had in the past. It’s only a matter of time before I’m dismissed, or have to leave to avoid collapsing in tears on a daily basis.

Answer: I AM trying to find something, it just has to be something I can do well, as opposed to pretend to do well.

Answer: I’m too far gone.

Answer: This IS my job. It’s a kind of busking with text. I just haven’t managed to earn money from it. Yet.

Answer: Don’t you know who I AM?

Having said all that, of course, I do engage in a small amount of perfectly normal things for the Green Party: envelope stuffing, posting leaflets through hundreds of letterboxes, helping out here and there. It’s just that that’s all voluntary work.


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